Total Medals Earned: 295 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,490 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (50/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/410 points)
Teritories completed 7
Cards Owned 10
Teritories completed 15
Hero Cleared 2
Cards Owned 20
CaveTrial 2 completed
Cards Owned 30
Hero Cleared 6
CaveTrial 5 completed
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/480 points)
Completed Phantom Ghost Stage
Destroy Trojan Army
AngelSlayer
Defeat GoblinMadness Stage
Unlock All Upgrades
Defeat BigBang Stage
TrickLordBaal
Clear All Epic Mode
Clear All Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 14/38 (140/500 points)
Find the 3 hidden stars
Win Game with 20 Score or more
Score Half or more on Game
Win with all Right answers
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/205 points)
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.